It cracks me up when I am on the phone with someone and I hear the toilet flush

A few months ago my uncle called me from CA, we are chatting away and I knew there was a strange echo in the background, ya know like a bathroom echo, anyway we are discussing our kids and stuff like that and all of a sudden I hear the toilet flush! I was like "you were so taking a dump while you were talking to me" and he was like "so, what else are you supposed to do while you are in the bathroom?"

I guess nothing shocks me much though.