[poshpoodle]

Posted this last yr too.
My dd the one in the pic was suppose to put on tights last year in the house- she refused to wear pants and it was cold so I told her she could wear tights. I had told her 3 times to put them on. I went to lay down for a second w/ dh for a minute and my dd came in the bedroom and said mommy will you make me ovaltine? She did not have tights on...still. I told her "ansley I will fix you ovaltine, but when I get up I am going to spank you for not putting on your tights like I asked you to do." she said "UGGGH! On second thought do NOT get out of bed"! She was almost 4 then- I had forgotten about that but went back to read the old ones- thanks for helping me to remeber this OP!

[momster4de3]

We are having such fun watching our granddaughter grow. She will be 22 months old on Wednesday. She was here today and my DD and I were talking about something we wanted to get her for Christmas. The more we talked, the louder she got. She finally grabbed her mommy's face in her little hands, turned her head around to look at her, and said "LISTEN!" She's never seen anyone do that, and it cracked us up!

[poshpoodle]

When DS was about 2 1/2 he was in the bathtub, I draied all the water ou t of the tub and he pooted- he cracked up , was in hysterics and said "my heinie talked!" It ws pretty funny!

[timmsa]

Here is a great 1. When my 11 yr old was about 4, my hubby asked him what color his eyes were. Well all of a sudden you see him looking up at the ceiling trying to look at his eyes. He did this for a very long time. I was on the floor rolling.
It was one of those priceless moments.

[poshpoodle]

DS when he was little was watching me make muffins and said, "mommy! that is shaped like my penis"! I was like "WHHHAAAT?!" He said " you know how the top of it is , it looks like the top of the muffinand how it goes over the edge"/ He was fascinated- then went on to describe his penis....and was telling me matter of factly that it had veins in it too- like it was teh coolest thing in the world! (hope this is not offensive- moderators please remove if anyone is offended)

[timmsa]

my son who just turned 2 was taking a bath one night and he tooted. The bubbles came up and as they came up he just started laughing hysterically, i couldn't figure out what he was laughing at. Then I looked and saw the bubbles coming up to the surface the water. And the you could see that he was really trying hard to do it again.
I was laughing so much i started crying.

honestly i could tell you so many stories about my boys, it is crazy.

[timmsa]

we were at my son's cub scout meeting one night and they brought the drug dog in to show and talk about drugs. After the officer was finished talking, he walked around and let everyone pet the dog. My son pops off "mom dad does drugs" i turned and looked at him and said no he doesn't. By this time I looked at the officer and i could see his eyes were just lighting up like oh really please keep talking. My son says yes he does he smokes cigarettes. I said that is not an illegal drug. I then turned at looked at the officer and i could see the look of dang thought i was going to get a bust here.
I was so embarrassed.

[heidibethh]

My Dd used to call Coca Cola....Coca Koala when she was little. Shampoo was shampoop (my 4 year old son thinks this is hysterical right now!)

[poshpoodle]

I was telling my daughter a minute ago how much I love her. I said " do you know I love you?" She said "yes" I said how do you know I love you?" And she said "because I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world" she really accentuated the BEAUTIFUL .where did that come from! I tell her I think she is pretty- but try not to make it go to her head- of course I think she is beautiful- but that is why this was odd to hear coming from her- plus she is a tomboy....not very girlie, and just funn to hear her say she is the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world.

[rachellynn]

My 3 year old told me she needed to go potty today.So I took her into our bathroom. she started pushing me out and shutting the door. She said " Can I get a little peace and quiet in here please?""

[lovechelle27]

my too smart for his age son who was around 3, was being a terror and throwing clean laundry that was on the couch all around and jumping on it so i told him to knock it off a couple times and he wasn't listening, so i went over when he had just plopped on the pile and smacked his chest and said 'stop' and he said 'Mom don't that's JESUS!!! he's in my heart!!!!' that'll make u laugh and think it was priceless!!!

[poshpoodle]

OMG_ my DD almost 5 told my sister and BIL that when I wear panties with a string (a thong) that the string goes invisible (disappears) OMG!! LOL SO embarassing! ha ha ha ha! Can you believe that!

[mommyof1beauty]

my 3 yr old walks outside, mid-Sep in Phx (hot as ever). It's the morning, we're on the way to daycare. She goes "ewwww Mamma it smells like GRASSHOPPER GRASS out here!!"

LMAO, what is grasshopper grass? later that day, came home, she goes "mommy, why does our house always smell?" I said "it does not. What does it smell like?

"It smells like bumblebees......"

I still dont know if that's good or bad!!

[makhismamma]

This is about my friends little boy he was about 4. We were getting on the city bus an there was a guy on there with a mowhawk. As soon as he seen him he said that guys hair sucks. The guy said hey that kid just said my hair sucks sucks it was so funny!!

[erainwater1976]

My little girl is two in half and she said mommy you need to look at me when I talk to you. I couldn't believe she said that because I have never said it to her. I asked her who told her that and she never replied..

[jkerke]

Yesterday my son who is 3 came up to me and said ......Ryan: "Mommy i'm dying" Me: "Why Buddy" Ryan: "Cuz I need an apple right now"

[Lynda1811]

I was giving a friend my e:mail address over the phone, when I was spelling out our last name, G I E S E, my DD6 was sitting on the floor in the kitchen playing, gasped, and eyes got big and said, "That's my name too!" Umm, yep it is.

Lynda

[patchmeifyoudare]

7 year old dd wanted to go skating,and was bugging her dad about it.and dh tells her : I am too old for it,I am a 50 year old guy.
dd replies: no daddy ,you are not old,you are only 49...( and she was doing some eye fluttering at him)
he went skating....

[delekatala]

My Alex is autistic and couldn't talk until he was almost 4. Now that he can he has a very unique view of the world. Some of the things he comes out with now just crack us up.

Not to long ago he and my husband were roughhousing on the bed, all of a sudden Alex starts crying and freaking out, my eyes my eyes. So we get all concerned and say what happened buddy. He gets red as a beet and screams angrily at my husband, "YOU GOT ARMPIT POOP IN MY EYES" LMAO

Oh the other day he watched the spongebob episode about April fools. He thought it was so great, he put a sock on one of his hands, showed me the other hand and said i have a "sock on this hand" giggle giggle "MAJOR FOOLS!"

And of course the things he says to us when he is angry or upset are priceless, and it is hard not to laugh sometimes but i am trying to teach him about talking about feelings instead of biting himself or banging his head. He very often gets angry and tells us to "leave the house, we are outta this family" Or even worse "You just broke my heart"

All Lily does is raspberries or screech, but she is cute, that makes up for it.

[Susuz]

When my DD was little, she called pajamas JABBIES, oatmeal OAKMEAL. I used to keep a small notebook in my purse to write down all the things I didn't want to forget.

Recently we were playing cards and my sister was teaching us how to play Texas Hold Um. I was just about out of pennies, and DH said he would 'loan' me some money but I would have to do something for him....clean his toilet! My 11 y/o DD said "Mom, it sounds like you are getting a REAL Royal Flush!" everyone cracked up!