[Faith]

Bill Gates has officially cleaned out his
desk and stepped down from his Microsoft gig

The Top 15 Things Found in Bill Gates's Desk

15. A frame holding the first $1 billion he made.

14. Those compromising pictures of Janet Reno that ultimately saved Microsoft's monopolistic bacon.

13. iPhone, iBook, Airbook, iPod, etc.

12. "Past Due" notices from Hell's Souls Receivable Department.

11. A copy of "Home Haircuts for Dummies."

10. $863,979.42 in loose change.

9. Crumpled copy of Al Gore's patent on the Internet.

8. A copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince," an IOU from Pope Benedict XVI, Jimmy Hoffa's wristwatch and some Skittles.

7. God's cell phone number.

6. Memo to Microsoft employees now allowing consumption of apples and Big Macs.

5. His old cardboard "Will Compute for Food" sign.

4. Steve Jobs' life force -- and damn if it didn't get out of the bottle again!

3. The title deed to Liechtenstein.

2. Unsent letter to girl who spurned him in 10th grade, written on back of bank statement.

and the Number 1 Thing Found in Bill Gates's Desk...

1. Severed limbs of the Microsoft product developer who wrote the original specifications for Windows Vista.

[wannasavemoney]

[angiengary]

thanks for the laugh