[JohnHolmes]

My new game

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So it has recently occured to me that I probably the have the oldest account on these forums. HAHA! Anyway, I digress...

I'm pretty sure this will end.... poorly.... but I'm infinitely curious nonetheless.

How to play:
Person 1 asks a question. Person 2 replies, answering the question and then posts a question of their own. The catch is - when replying, you cannot give the real answer!

example:
Person 1: Why do cats always land on their feet?
Person 2: Because they are show-offs. Why is Pluto no longer a planet?
Person 3: Because Disney decided they couldn't build a theme park there. What is ...


So, to start things off:
Why is the sky blue?

[KellyMarie]

Why is the sky blue?

A tatoo artist injected it with ink. Why can't you mix water with oil?

[kimmyann123]

because my mac eye shadow blew up...why is the grass green?

[adnil]

Because the sky is blue....... Why do cow's give milk?

[KellyMarie]

Why do cow's give milk?

Because the milkman went on strike

Why do birds lay eggs?

[Faith]

Because if they had to lay elephants, it would hurt.

Why is water wet?

[rntg83]

if it wasn't when it froze we would have "dry ice"
why do animals have hair?

[adnil]

why do animals have hair?

to use thier curling/strightening irons on.
Why do dog's always BARK?

[rntg83]

because they don't day, "warning, Will Robinson, warning"
why are lemons yellow?

[JohnHolmes]

Because they are always sad.

If a man makes a mistake, and there is no woman there to call him on it, is it still a mistake?

[Faith]

Every time! (There's only one answer to that question!)

Why do trees have leaves?

[wannasavemoney]

to make a mess of my yard.

Why do people fart?

[adnil]

Why do people fart?

Because there's more room on the outside then there is on the inside.
Why do birds sing?

[philomena83]

Originally Posted by adnil

Because there's more room on the outside then there is on the inside.
Why do birds sing?

Because one day they will be the stars on "American Idol".
Why is it cold in winter?

[LauraO]

So you won't have to throw out that closet full of sweaters!

Why do balloons pop?

[rach]

Because they are full of crap.

Why is their only 7 days in a week?

[rntg83]

Because God didn't want 8
Why does garlic make your breath stink?

[rach]

Because it is made by mean vampires.

Where did I put my dirty laundry.

[LyndaSLP]

Where did I put my dirty laundry.

In your coupon box!


Where did I get the purple milk in my fridge?

[MarianTupeloMs]

Because the Caps lock is on

Why do phones ring??

[KellyMarie]

Because the Caps lock is on

Why do phones ring??

Because they cannot yell
Why can't JohnHolmes remember to log Kellymarie out before he gets on her pc? (btw, in case ya'll don't know, JohnHolmes is my son)

[LyndaSLP]

Originally Posted by KellyMarie

Why can't JohnHolmes remember to log Kellymarie out before he gets on her pc? (btw, in case ya'll don't know, JohnHolmes is my son)

Y chromosome....


Why won't Karen sit next to me by the pool??

[rach]

Because you smell.

Where is venus located?

[adnil]

Where is venus located?

behind uranus.....
why can't a pig fly?

[rach]

Originally Posted by adnil

behind uranus.....
why can't a pig fly?

Because they drive their mopeheads instead.

Why are fried foods delicious?