[JohnHolmes]

10,000 BC (2008) 10,000 BC (2008)


Why do I have a $10m computer sitting cold right now, acting as a very expensive paper weight.

[rach]

Because it feels cheap!

Why is the grass green?

[Faith1]

because it loos better than red

why is my mail delivered so slow today?

[rach]

Because your mail carrier steals looks through all of your mail, and steals the good coupons and samples!

When is dinner time?

[Faith1]

I believe he does!! That why he takes so long and why I'm missing my samples. UGH!

Now, is dinner time.

why can't I get off here and go fix dinner?

[rach]

Because rach won't quit posting!

Why does the world spin around?

[Faith1]

so we can get dizzy

what is for dinner tonight?

[rach]

Pig cheeks and toe nails!

Why are their only 9 planets?

[patchmeifyoudare]

because a giant monkey ate the last one...

why can't I have a pet dinausor?

[rach]

Because his poop is bigger than your head!

Why do men want their wives/gf to be domesticated?

[Faith1]

so they don't have to do anything

why do some men have beer guts?

[rach]

Because they think they look sexy that way.

How much water is in the ocean?

[Faith1]

1 gallon

why can't it be bedtime now?

[Kmchamplin]

It is bedtime but you are in the wrong timezone!

Why can't we just be zapped to the place that we want to be instead of taking a long airplane ride?

[rach]

Because we are meant to suffer and be agonized by irritating passengers.

Why is water clear?

[Faith1]

so you can see thru it

why does food have to cost so much?

[slpjlc]

because someone is making big profits off the gas and wants to see if we will pay that much for food to.
WHy cant everyone get paid for not working

[rach]

Because the working police would throw you in jail

How does the sun convert sunlight into energy?

[Faith1]

by eating it

why does the rain fall from the sky rather than going upward?

[rach]

Because the person in charge of making it rain is still in training.

Why does the wind blow?

[Susuz]

Because it can't suck.

Why can I not sleep?

[GreddyWRX]

because ur on here at 8 am posting answers to silly questions..

Why do you do that?


Lol...

[Susuz]

That is true, and it is 7 am here Central time!

Because I have insomnia

Why are YOU here on AFC this wonderful morning?

[GreddyWRX]

because i just got home and bout ready to go to work...

oh wait cant answer correctly....


Why Isnt There More Than 24 Hours in a Day? (Really....)

[Susuz]

Because there isn't room on the clock for 25....

Why do I love coupons so?