[GrannyGodley]

Y'all Might Be a Redneck -


... if just before bed, ya brush yer tooth.

... if ya go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.

... if yer buddy just bought a new house and y'all have ta go help him take the wheels off.

... if yer Mama was told by the Doc ta quit smokin', so she took up chewing Skoal.

... if yer wife just had her ninth youngin' and ya brought her a six pack of Coors over at the clinic ta celebrate.

... if yer moonshine runnin' 1952 Studebaker has one more Revenewer bullet hole in the trunk after last night's run.

... if ya get arrested fer killin' and eatin' a Federally protected migratory Loon - the Judge takes ya aside and asks what it really tastes like and ya tell him, "it tastes just like Eagle".

... if y'all got more dogs on yer front porch then there are pickup trucks in yer front yard.

... if when yer cousin and her husband come over fer a visit, y'all can't tell who's who and the theme song from 'Deliverance' starts playing all by itself on the radio.

... if y'all think that the County Seat is located in the outhouse next ta the courthouse.

... if yer brother Billy Bob gets arrested fer drunk and disorderly and HE's the Sheriff.

... if yer bluejeans got more holes in 'em than that road sign that y'all shot up with yer 12 gauge.

... if ya went ta yer grade school graduation and yer Dad was in the line ta pick up diplomas just ahead of ya.

... if y'all have more reverence fer God than any dozen of them stuck up city folks who just don't care.
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[kimmyann123]