[winnross]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
To my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
In front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
This take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
Replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
Between my breasts every day will make my breasts
Larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
Walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through
A straw.

Stupid, stupid man!

[twilcn]

[babyrn]

[iluv2save]

Oh no...that was just unbelieveable.

[kimmyann123]

[ronbon79]

I needed a laugh