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The Miracle of Toilet Paper~
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
To my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
In front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
This take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
Between my breasts every day will make my breasts
Larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
Walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through
Stupid, stupid man!
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Oh no...that was just unbelieveable.
I save to live and live to save. I luv 2 save.
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