[rntg83]

Borrowed from another site.

How do you know when your staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."


How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.


What do rednecks call "Hee Haw"?
A documentary.

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.


Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.

[therbel]

My all time favorite redneck joke:
You might be a redneck if................ your porch collapses and kills more than 8 dogs!!!

[mrslukebrown]

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