[rntg83]

> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down

> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first

> date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
>
> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
> date that a woman ever had.
>
> The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
> absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy
> had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
>
> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
> and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
> uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
>
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
> to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in
> the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
> which she did for a while.
>
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
> a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
> beside

> the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
> pants down and started.
>
> In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
> rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
>
> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic,
> and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
> could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
> embarrassing nature of the situation.
> Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
>
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
> buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
>
> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
> attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
> apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
> she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
> with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in
> need of some assistance!
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
> sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
> out laughing.
>
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
> themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
>
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
> with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
> free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
> first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
> get her free.
>
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience
> screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.
> Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first
> date was embarrassing.
>
> Jay Leno's comment...
> "This gives a whole new meaning to being p'd off."
>
> Oh, and how did the first date turn out?
>
> He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

[KellyMarie]

I just read this to DD and hubby and we are still laughing!
Made me think of kmchamplin's "Frozen butt cheeks" thread

[Faith]

OMG! That is sooo funny! At least they both had a great sense of humor. Me? I'd be mortified!

[Kmchamplin]

That is too funny! Thanks Kelly for the reminder of the frozen cheeks. I have to do that again on Sunday. Though I am going to put heat packs in my jeans.

[lwilsonide]