[ticker]

This is one reason we had our children earlier!!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year old woman
was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital
and went home, her relatives came to visit.


"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked
again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well,when CAN
we see the baby?"

"When he cries!" she told them.

"When he cries?" they demanded.

"Why do we have to wait until he cries?"

"Because," she said, "I forgot where I put him..."

Sad thing is sounds like something I could do now! And I am only 38!!