[skyesmom]

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little
girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that
be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger
in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.