Here's an 8-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool, mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See! You're smiling already.

today that would have to be brandon my oh so helpful CC clerk
he kinda looked like the bully in a xmas story