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Hysterical Walmart website

sar1 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:31:48 GMT

I haven't seen this posted before. Has anyone ever checked out www.peopleofwalmart.com I can't stop laughing. If you recognize yourself in any of these photos, well maybe you should re-think a few things. Warning: it's not entirely G-rated, however the actual people in the photos are things seen in Walmarts and are to me more offensive than some of the photo captions.

Spaghetti....

rebeccalynne15 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:24:35 GMT

just got this email thought it was cute and wanted to share:

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Also if she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby
was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back.

He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'there is a very strange post card arrived today for
you.'

'Oh, just give it to me' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, his face
turned white,
and fainted.

On the card it was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce

Need a laugh to get you to Friday?

arupe001 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:32:22 GMT

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying UP YOURS!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Yes, another blond joke....

Lynda1811 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:39:02 GMT

Two Brazilian Men

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
"That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused the husband replies "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
"... So how many is a Brazilian?"

Lynda

Thanksgiving Words

Madmurphy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:45:08 GMT

All Things Thanksgiving.

15 reasons why Mister Rogers...

MommySusan1 — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:05:19 GMT

was the best neighbor ever! Very cute!

mental_floss Blog � 15 Reasons Mister Rogers Was the Best Neighbor Ever

Funniest youtube clip ever!

Dominochic — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:48:12 GMT

YouTube - Gay Mount Everest

Found this clip on one of my friend's blogs - you gotta check it out if you want a good laugh today :)

Doggie Crossbreeds

mlb1985 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:43:30 GMT

When Good Dogs Go and Crossbreed

Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller =
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shi t zu =
Bullshiz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

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Personal Ad.... (FUNNY!)

mlb1985 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:39:30 GMT

Single Black Female

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

Scroll Down

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

(Im not sure if This is Real But it sure is Funny. :) )
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Oh NO Swine Flu has Hit Hundred Acre Woods!!

mlb1985 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:03:27 GMT

Oh NO Swine Flu has Hit Hundred Acre Woods!!

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POOR PIGLET!!!

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Swin flu paranoia getting out of hand!

TJ_2008 — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:46:16 GMT

DH just sent me the following picture! ;) (And NO, we did not take this picture lol)

S.O.S.... Swin flu paranoia getting out of hand!

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Cheap Halloween Decorating Ideas!

rounduptime — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:44:16 GMT

Use your old white grocery bags..Stuff them with old crumpled newspapers..Tie them off with a rubberband..Then cut 2 small holes on top..Thread a string through..and you have a cheap/free little ghosts! You can make a bunch of these and hang them from a tree, it looks awesome! Also, if you get about 20 cornstalks..take them home and divide into 2 bundles and tie to your porch/front door..combine the two ideas and you have a nice looking halloween yard and wont spend much money! Hope that helps someone :)

Add a Word.

sweetiev135 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:22:10 GMT

I'd like to start a game. Every time you post, you add a word to make a story. For example, Person A: Once upon a time
Person B: There was a purple fish.

let's give it a try. I'll begin.

There once was a girl named, Marie.

Free photo booth

pudding — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:53:52 GMT

Free photo booth

Dear tide....

mlb1985 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:26:33 GMT

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my forties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were inconclusive and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband..

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go. Have to write to the
Hefty bag people.

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