[RainJ]

GOOD OLE COUNTRY WISDOM

1. Country fences need to be horse high, pig
tight, and bull strong.

2. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high
you climb,
but how well you bounce.

3. Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.

4. Life is simpler when you plow around the
stumps.

5. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere
tractor.

6. Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay
milked.

7. Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

8. Words that soak into your ears are whispered,
not yelled.

9. Meanness don't happen overnight.

10. To know how country folks are doing, look at
their barns, not their houses.

11. Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal,
it just ain't helpful.

12. Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye
open.

13. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their
heads.

14. Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

15. Two can live as cheap as one, if one don't eat.

16. Don't corner something meaner than you.

17. You can catch more flies with honey than
vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

18. Man is the only critter who feels the need to
label things as flowers or weeds.

19. It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.

20. Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.

21. You can't unsay a cruel thing.

22. Every path has some puddles.

23. Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy
and the pigs will love it.

24. The best sermons are lived, not preached.

25. Most of the stuff people worry about never
happens.

[KellyMarie]

Originally Posted by RainJ

GOOD OLE COUNTRY WISDOM

1. Country fences need to be horse high, pig
tight, and bull strong.

2. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high
you climb,
but how well you bounce.

3. Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.

4. Life is simpler when you plow around the
stumps.

5. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere
tractor.

6. Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay
milked.

7. Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

8. Words that soak into your ears are whispered,
not yelled.

9. Meanness don't happen overnight.

10. To know how country folks are doing, look at
their barns, not their houses.

11. Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal,
it just ain't helpful.

12. Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye
open.

13. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their
heads.

14. Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

15. Two can live as cheap as one, if one don't eat.

16. Don't corner something meaner than you.

17. You can catch more flies with honey than
vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

18. Man is the only critter who feels the need to
label things as flowers or weeds.

19. It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.

20. Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.

21. You can't unsay a cruel thing.

22. Every path has some puddles.

23. Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy
and the pigs will love it.

24. The best sermons are lived, not preached.

25. Most of the stuff people worry about never
happens.

22. Every path has some puddles....Boy, this one is so true!!!

[couponfreak]

Loved this... am sending it on to some friends!

[OldTinGrl]

Thanks, I'm posting to my blog.