Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief.





1) You can name everyone you graduated with.



2) You know what 4-H means.



3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road.

On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their

legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)



4) You used to "drag" Main.



5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour.



6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers,

because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.



7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew

how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents

anyhow.)



8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy

cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back

roads to smoke them.



9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your

buyer dropped off.



10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.



11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.



12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references.

Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the

track field.



13) The golf course had only 9 holes.



14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.



15) Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never

own a dark vehicle for this reason.



16) The town next to you was considered "trashy" or "snooty," but was

actually just like your town.



17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the "rich

people.



18) The people in the "big city" dressed funny, and then you picked up

the trend 2 years later.



19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.



20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or

one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.



21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.



22) Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference.



23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull

over and ask if you wanted a ride.



24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.



25) Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.



26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.



27) The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or more).



28) The closest mall was over an hour away.



29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.



30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.



31) Most people went by a nickname.



32) You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is true,

and you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small town.



I would not have wanted to been raised any other way!!!!



Tough times don't last... Tough people do...

Not only was I raised in a town exactly like that my kids are being raised in the same town the same way

I can relate to every single point on that list.

My husband and I were raised in that small town...escaped together and now returned 8yrs later to raise our own boys....

as for peeing in the corn field....my boys just go in the back yard if the bathroom is occupied.


Funny story...my mom had a minor accident after she hit an elderly gentleman when he turn unexpectedly without signalling. She was chastized by the responding officer because she should have known " old mr ___ turns here everyday at this time". She was new to town...only lived there 15yrs. She knows now.

I love my small town for most of those reasons. Its the only place to raise your kids!