[KellyMarie]

"Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture."

Russell Baker

[Amidala081499]

"Having children is like putting a whole mess of stuff in a blender...and...turning it on without the lid"

[Amidala081499]

Oh Kelly...I loved your quote, very inspirational...thanks!!!

Hugs!!!

[wendy1214]

When I came home with a dozen more free shampoos- to go with the about 100 others I have in the basement, my husband said "Free isn't a bargain anymore"

[Amidala081499]

ROFLMBO...HEHEHEHE

I loved that Wendy...

Hugs!!!

[adnil]

No matter what side of the argument you are on,
you always find people on your side that you
wish were on the other.
Jascha Heifetz (1901 - 1987)

[Faith]

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~Mad Magazine

[adnil]

Let's assume that each person has an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different. To realize whatever unique potential of body, mind and spirit he or she possesses.
John Fischer

[Faith]

Words to live by, Adnil.

[adnil]

Treasure the love you have received above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished.
Og Mandino (1923 - 1996)

[Faith]

My quote for Valentine's Day~

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart"~
Anonymous

[adnil]

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.

H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

[adnil]

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin (1937 - )

[adnil]

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

[suzyqwerty1234]

my favorite is " earth is crammed with heaven" Elizabeth Barrett Browning

[adnil]

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Charles Baudelaire (1821 - 1867)

[adnil]

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy

[LyndaSLP]

My all time favorite quote:

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup

[KellyMarie]

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

[KellyMarie]

"If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want."
Zig Ziglar

[erinlooneybin]

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

[erinlooneybin]

I couldn't resist adding a couple more.

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933)

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Desiderius Erasmus (1466 - 1536)

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
Anonymous, Graffito

[LyndaSLP]

If you expect someone else to guide you, you'll be lost -James Earl Jones

[adnil]

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

[Amidala081499]

Ok...This one is for Adnil, since she likes confucius:

"Go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger"

Gross...I know...but funny!!!