[HollyHobby]

In no particular order!

1. A gallon of milk soaks into a carpet faster than you can say "OH SH*T!"
2. Being honest and telling a lie sometimes produce the same result to the person your telling it to.
3. People do not give you the same chances that you give them.
4. No one admits they are wrong 100% of the time
5. It is possible to drop the same spoon 6 times in less than 30 seconds.
6. Tylenol Rapid Release is heaven.
7. If a child stops throwing up for a 24 hours period doesn't mean its over!
8. It takes 6 hours to dry a King size feather bed in a Whirlpool Duet Dryer.
9. It takes roughly 15-20 mins to make a box of Mac & Cheese but only 2 seconds to drop it on the floor.
10. Ignore the troublemakers and eventually they go away.
11. Respond to them and they just keep coming back to try to start more.
12. I now know why some animals eat their young.
13. It is possible for a 4 yr old to repeat himself over 100 times in 2 hours when you say no.
14. People over react to everything when they are always betrayed.
15. It is possible to slice your finger with a butter knife.
16. A 4 yr old can watch a Teletubbies DVD non stop for 24 hours (minus sleeping)
17. Love does win out in the end.
18. Forgiveness is the best thing you can give someone when they make a mistake.
19. 18 eggs make a lot of egg salad!
20. A dog can eat all that egg salad in less than 3 mins!

[Shopz2Much]

21. Egg salad (with mayo) will give that dog the runs and that will soak into the carpet even faster than milk. That said, his coat will be very shiny.

Enjoy!

[Kmchamplin]

Originally Posted by Shopz2Much

21. Egg salad (with mayo) will give that dog the runs and that will soak into the carpet even faster than milk. That said, his coat will be very shiny.

Enjoy!

I don't think she wanted to hear that one.

does a professional carpet cleaner cost?

[ladywine]

Poor, poor HH - Remember what I told you about 4 year olds and talking????

Hope EVERYONE is currently healthy.

[mjloves2shop]

The only advice (solicited or un) I ever give new parents is:

Don't teach them to take...you will regret it!

[HollyHobby]

LMAO.... Well the milk was LR's doing as well as helping Autumn with the Egg salad! Luckily I had only just dumped all the mushed up eggs into the bowl when I walked away.. No Mayo had been in it yet!

B... LMAO yes I know!! I HATE IT!

[ladywine]

LMAO - it only lasts for about a year....then it slows down a little...nothing really noticable, but a little...or maybe I'm just numb after a year of it!

Soooooo glad there was no mayo in the egg salad, but I bet the dog will have some pretty stinky gas for a few days!

[HollyHobby]

Originally Posted by ladywine

I bet the dog will have some pretty stinky gas for a few days!

understatement! okay g2g... Wil try to come back tonight!