Chapstick joke
Reading the thread about chapstick and lypsl reminded me of a story I heard a few years ago. A mother always kept her chapstick in her purse, she would put some on her son, and on herself, then put it back in her purse. The boy was about 3 or 4 years old. One day he asked to use it and she thought nothing of it, and gave it to him, he took it to his room and brought it back. This went on for several days. Sunday morning came along and they were on there way to Sunday School, he asked for the chapstick and she told him he could use it in the car because she didn't want to be late. He ran to his room and came out carring the cat, she told him the cat couldn't go to church with them, he said "no mommy" and pointed to the cat's butt and said, "chapped!" |